I have added parkour to GTA 5, and also accidentally turned on like 20 mods I forgot I'd installed

I'm modding GTA 5 every day in a quest to either transform it into a PC version of GTA 6 or break it entirely. Come back tomorrow to find out what new horrible thing I've done to Rockstar's baby, or check out what I got up to earlier.

Today's article is about ParkourV, but it is also about the vast graveyard of mods I have hitherto infected Grand Theft Auto 5 with and which then did not work. Did you know I at some point tried to install some sort of dating mod? I'd forgotten, but then there it was, asking me precisely how I would like to rizz up a babe as I initiated a frontflip from the roof of an 80-storey building.

Why? Because to make ParkourV work, I had to update my installation of ScriptHookVDotNet, one of those fundamental building blocks of modding on GTA, a bit like the Skyrim Script Extender for Skyrim. …