How every major character in Dostoevsky's Crime and Punishment would fare if they had to survive the plot of Halo 1

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Here is how the main characters of Crime and Punishment would fare if they had to survive the plot of Halo 1.

Rodya's melee specialisation would steer him well through the Pillar of Autumn, where close quarters let him get up and close with grunts and elites, but I'm sceptical of his ability to operate autonomously in the broader, ranged theatres of Truth and Reconciliation. …