I've identified the least probable Goku on Nexus Mods and it only took 5 hours

As I've asserted elsewhere, every game has two lives: The first begins on its launch day; the second when a modder inevitably puts Goku in it. Provided enough time, all games eventually conform to this axiom—sometimes even those that had already hosted a Goku to begin with.

But the universal drive to mod Goku into games doesn't always manifest as we'd expect. Goku is a clay molded by countless hands, and though his sculptors share a model, their works are anything but uniform. But which, of the innumerable Gokus we have wrought, is the most singular? The most uncanny? The least probable of all Gokus?

On September 30, I undertook a grave mission: I scoured Nexus Mods for its unlikeliest Goku. Here's a recounting of my search.

To determine the least probable Goku on Nexus Mods, I assigned the contenders a Saiyan Singularity Judgment (SSJ) score, calculated as the average of three ratings:

Gokuitude: A measurement of whether the Goku …