No shame in the Domain Name game: DNS is doomed, literally

What is DNS? That's right, it's a database. You can disagree with me but you would be wrong. What can you put in a database? Strings, ints (and you learn the difference right quick if your AWS account ID has a leading zero!), JSON objects, coordinates; some of the databases out there have some pretty esoteric types. PostgreSQL supports circle, a polygon, a macaddr8, and a tsquery. Oracle will store a ROWID and your dignity. In a word, databases store data. Can you put answers in a database? Well sure; you could record that "3 + 2 is equal to 5" and store that answer. You can do the same with comparison operators; "3 is larger than 2" and so on. Take it a step further and you've built something with your database: a remarkably inconvenient calculator. So now we've established that you can store arithmetic and decisions in a database. And what can we do with those things? …